Twitter Bio Awesomeness

I came across this fun Twitter Bio Generator. You can access it at www.twitterbiogenerator.com

It made me think of how cool it would be if your job was to come up with Twitter bios for people.

my clients, the Blue Bird Group

There's a lot that can be said using much less than 160 characters.

1. "Perfectionst"
2. "Digital World Traveler"
3. "I put the 'twit' it Twitter"
4. "Technophobe" 
5. "[Anything] ninja"

Maybe I'll wait a while before I break into the Twitter bio industry. What are some funny, creative, clever Twitter bios you've seen?